I know, based on the photos above, you are likely skeptical about the direction of this post. But never fear! "The William" is a concept stove that allows a chef to transcend the standard four burner idea and potentially cook fifteen things at once. You can easily control the temperature and size/shape of your "burner" with awesome touch controls. I can promise you that if you are even remotely tech-inclined and if you watch this video explaining the idea, you will most certainly want one in your home. Check it out!
Now we just have to convince someone to actually produce these!
(Thanks to Dan for the tip; originally seen on Gizmodo)